80 Year Lady has a Vitamin Reaction and Powerful Pussy

I belong to a writing group and sometimes we do inspiration exercises. This week’s inspiration exercise involved choosing prompts from a large top hat writing straight for fifteen minutes. I’m not sure I’ll ever do anything with these, but they sure are fun.


My prompts for today: 80 Year Lady has a Vitamin Reaction and Powerful Pussy

            I traded my virginity for a cold bottle of water and a bowl of polenta. Unfortunately, I wasn’t a virgin.

As I slip the cool hard egg between my legs and squeeze, I think about my Grandma C. Is it weird to think of a family member while tightening your vagina?

My grandma had a powerful vagina. Crotch Cooter Carol is what they called her. They said it was because of some weird reaction to cholesterol vitamins that permanently strengthened her snatch or something. The details are fuzzy.

I pause my memories to remove the egg and look between my legs. It looks a bit tighter…I pushed a finger in. Not tight enough.

Her goal in life was to break a dick between her legs. She probably could have done it if she hadn’t broken her pelvis riding that mechanical bull. The dildo strapped on its back is a challenge not many can handle for over ten seconds. She went out a trooper.

How can I fake a hymen? I look around the kitchen while squeezing my legs before stopping at a tube of uncooked cornmeal on my counter. Food coloring?

Grandma C would have been proud of my bartering. She believed anything could be paid for by some good pussy pumping. Even a perfectly cooked bowl of polenta.

Copyright © Taylah Morgan 2017

Should I continue this one?

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